Health, Embarrassing and Love: Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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Could go either way, tbh

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2019 20:03

Today, I went straight from a kickboxing class to a first date. I coughed and a tooth that must have been knocked loose during free sparring fell into my hand, and I got blood on my shirt and the table. My date had a blood phobia and passed out, breaking her own front tooth on the table edge FML

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By Tytonic - 20/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Havertown

Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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By RitaDahhlinnnng - 25/08/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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Vehicle 1

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:12

one time my nose randomly started bleeding when I was making out with someone and we just laughed about it. if she is worth your time she will understand.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 17 August 2010 16:12

you bloody idiot

Comments

i_Tanya 3

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:08

A first kiss on a 3rd date? Really?

purplepickle 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 3:22

haha fyl you should have pretended she had food on her face and wiped it off with a napkin or something..?

bumbleB_tuna 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:25

just dont let that happen with your ******

afrotasticchica 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:18

put a tampon up your nose next time

Imaybeslobutstil 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:48

awww your adorable!!! If she's a good girl she'll understand.... shit happens

pamthe6 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:59

haha TB moment

lo1337a 1

Friday 20 August 2010 10:18

First kiss on the third date? What are you, twelve?

XDJxEKOX 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 21:49

Good luck with sex

banananut 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 3:42

LOL. i wonder what OP's gonna do when he gets laid. "oh shit um, i got some blood on your breasts."

natvv 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 23:12

Ahh, let's hope she doesn't take you to Brother Bob so he can crush your skull and maybe patch parts of your body into the Frankenstein-style hillbilly. [Monster Man. AKA the worst scifi movie ever]