By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
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Ninjafriends 1

I would call the cops on that bitch! Then inform HR/your boss at work, just in case she decides to go psycho on you again in the future.

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elwooteh 0

If you were in a car, how did you let her get close enough to punch you in the face?

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cmgooch5564 0

you deserve to be hanged if it were up to me. you were probably riding too close to her bumper. If it was me I would have brake checked you, then destroyed if you hit my car for driving like an asshole. Following too closely is # 1 reason for accidents. Drive better idiot...

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detolicious 2

driving obstacles have neither the right to raise their voice nor punch anyone. If you're unable to keep the speed limit and constantly fall behind your license should be revoked immediately.

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oblio 0

it's a speed limit, not a minimum speed. if there is a minimum speed it's posted separately. As you mature over time, you'll realize getting there a few minutes sooner isn't worth tailgating and acting the fool on the road.

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eilearose 3

Since when has following too closely been the #1 cause of accidents? What happened to 'drunk driving'? How about you try a little research before you make stupid comments and spout off made up statistics

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albinoV 1

I love how you also neglected to show some statistics.

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pip74205 9

Press charges for assault and Road Rage. She may very well lose her license and spend a few months behind bars.

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NoFackYourLife 0

That's assault due to road rage and illegal. report the bitch to the police.

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guppy40000 0

i hate people who dont know how to drive. Speed limits exist for a reason if everybody followed them, instead of going too fast or slow shit like this wouldnt happen.

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Wheels6130 0

that's frigin funny

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bfsd42 20

All you people who say to get her arrested or in trouble at work are stupid. Fight your own fights losers. Op should have either not been following too close or should have punched her back.

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scotts13 2

How convenient! Since she works with you, you can send the police right to her. Be sure to let your boss know, too, lest she attack you at work next time. (BTW, in most states if you hit someone in the rear, it's YOUR fault, even if they were driving at 5 MPH.)

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Loulabelle 0

If I've had a shitty day and someone gets close to the back of my car , even though I'm doing the speed limit , I could punch that ****** but never would. Drive properly and you won't cross the path of someone who would!

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