By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
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ChibiChibi_fml 27

If you are aware of the fact that your dog is over protective and reacts badly to things then why would you let it be in the room with the two of you while you are doing such stuff? I'd say next time lock him in another room, or lock yourselves in another room, either way the three of you should not all be in the same room.

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Trace01m 11

Seriously, if you know the dog is overprotective, don't mess around with the dog in the room.. That's like a weeks worth of BJs

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bethan1 4

Looks like your daddy trained that dog well:) the whole using a shot gun thing to scare off the boyfriend was too over-used I guess

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

They say animals are good judges of character. Maybe he's a jerk? Get a cat; they don't give a shit.

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jakeisawake 3

Cats have a sense of vengeance. Piss your cat off, and you will be smelling the stench of cat shit in your closet, clothes, or bed. But I agree; animals can judge a person's character.

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boopityboppity 11

^Heh, that means 21 is wrong; cats literally give a shit.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

LOL, boopity.

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dicklover69 0

The dog was jealous. Kiss the dog first then your man.

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dicklover69 0

HEY, I love keeping my dog in the room when I am making out with my man. It turns me on.

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dicklover69 0

You are so disgusting.

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cj91 0

Dogs telling you abstinence is key...your parents trained it well.

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danielle25 15

how are the animals going to judge if a person is bad or good? i mean you can be a bad person and if you adopt a puppy he will still love you.

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DemonBob 0

Your dad is in the other room saying "Good Boy". Seriously, animals are very good judge of character. My ex wife had a pitbull when we met, it got attached to me and would bite her if she touched me. Turns out she was cheating on me. She took the dog when she left and sold her to a known dog fighter

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