Scary and Transportation: Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A...

By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By busfail - 22/03/2012 18:00 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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The good old days

By help - 09/07/2013 20:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reading a newspaper at a bus stop when a creepy guy rested his chin on my shoulder and said, "I miss the good old days, when people would read newspapers together and it wasn't classed as weird." He then walked off. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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krundale 6

Thursday 24 April 2014 7:43

Poor guy didn't even get to finish reading.

christian1509 21

Thursday 24 April 2014 7:44

Leaving before your stop is kind of overdramatic. Couldn't you just have given him the newspaper or something?

Comments

mybubbles2000 13

Thursday 24 April 2014 16:16

That's pretty sad. That was your paper. I would have told him that he could finish reading what ever he was reading when I got done reading MY paper.

vikky538 28

Thursday 24 April 2014 16:29

punch for a paper. .lol... that must have been a scary situation...

TheMystery13 13

Thursday 24 April 2014 16:52

That's why I carry a weapon. I can just run my fingers over it and say, "You WILL be in a second."

Schala360 27

Thursday 24 April 2014 16:53

******

Federgirl 19

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:19

that's creepy. I'd freak if someone was reading over my shoulder. I def would've got off whether it was my stop or not too.

gshocker20 21

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:19

That was actually hilarious OP, thanks for making my day!

chazzywazzy654 22

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:22

What a creep :O I would have just moved away

Anonymous2194 4

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:32

To the people saying OP was being over dramatic, the man could have been a murderer. I'd run too.

Attacksloth 33

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:49

Considering there was someone a couple years back in my country (Canada) who was beheaded and had parts of his limbs eaten by a random guy sitting next to him on a Greyhound bus... I honestly don't blame you for doing this.

yeongji 31

Thursday 24 April 2014 17:56

I had a similar experience, except the train was full since it happened during rush hour. Two men, who are friends, decided to sit on either side of me. They talked about how they support terrorists and then they started asking me for my opinion. I got off at the next stop, despite the fact that it was the wrong stop, and I was going to school to write an exam.