Kids: Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my...

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

Your sister is so cute. YDI for bragging.

Say_hi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Lol! That is funnier than crap. Poor you. :P

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spillproof 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:55

xD jajJajaj

suckmysarcasm 10

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:59

yeah i agree with the others who say there are nothing wrong with virgins. im 20 and still a virgin. mainly because ive done things i regret in my past (dating in high school which i shouldn't in my opinion have done, i shouldve focused on more important things) and plus i want to lose my virginity to the right woman , not some one time shot. i used to made fun of all the time for being a virgin and mainly by my friends or people who claimed to be friends and at some points i actually felt like there was something wrong with me for bein a virgin ,but once high school ended i saw that it doesnt matter that everyone around me wasnt virgins while i was. i know there are prolly a lot of people who think being a virgin is lame ,but take it from me other people can make u feel that way but once u realize how little those people matter u wont even care anymore. i can personally say i dont care anymore.

N3VVRmiNd 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 14:06

Eww, gross! #1 - bragging, not the best thing to do. You must want to share it with someone, but at least do it in person. There are government agent listening to you! #2 - I am not one of the people that think you are a ****, because you only did it once, correct? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OiN_xh9F0I&feature=channel_page #3 - Congrats on that, although I don't want to hear about the endless teenagers losing something you should have taken beter care of. It was for you to enjoy when everone else is doing so you can say your accomplishment was that you waited. I AM AN OXYMORON

shelboo_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 7:50

Wouldn't you be a paradox since an oxymoron just involves 2 words mainly? (Like "cold fire") :O

lmc9413 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:24

lmfao i bet yu just wanted 2 slap her

roosseeee 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:19

that was incredibly stupid of you to bragg.

cristineuhhx3 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:29

You're sister is SO cute! YDI for bragging. But that seriously sucks. :P

fmlyoumeanie 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:23

This is as fake as Pam Andersons boobs. No kid little kid would ever do that. You know it's fake...just admit it,

Bleedingclaw 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:41

Your sister was so sweet in offering to help you....but honestly your virginity is somthing precious...(in my opinion, anyway) and you shouldn't just go around bragging about it. I don't know what side to choose....so i won't....but next time if you're gonna brag about it....wouldn't it be smarter to go and do it away from your house or somthing?