Miscellaneous: Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd...

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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You deserved it 7 396

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 08:02

Today, I discovered that my work's new phone system automatically takes people off hold the very second you pick up the phone. I discovered this after picking up the phone and complaining to my workmates about the annoying customer I had on the line for a full minute, all while he listened. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 11:01

Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 195

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By chiclet - 02/06/2010 02:34 - France

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

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By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

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You deserved it 2 954

By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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You deserved it 8 734

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00

Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

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You deserved it 867

Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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Slipping

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

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You deserved it 1 035

I'm not your real mom

By Phillip - 24/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 278

You deserved it 179

InBetweenDreams 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:04

Wouldn't you hear the disconnect tone after he hung up? Maybe he just had a really long call?

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:05

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh stop telephonin' me.

Comments

Serec 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:34

Well, how else is he goof to get away from you OP?

mandypandypants 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:34

Maybe you talked his ear off and he couldn't get a word in so the only other way to end the conversation was to hang up. Ydi for being annoying.

amitro3 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:37

should learn to us grammar. If ur on the phone TO someone then u deserve to be hung up on.

MrBaxter 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:40

Learn to spell.

island_girl20 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:42

wow big deal!! you can't even spell your or you so don't talk!

urcadox_fml 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:48

This error is worse than "you're" or "you" being misspelled. It's wrong even when speaking, it's kind of a combo : it can make both your eyes and your ears bleed. But yeah, amitro3 don't know how to speak english anyway : you don't learn someone, you teach someone and you learn from someone. ;)

urcadox_fml 6

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:53

amitro3 doesn't know* ..... (not a good time for this mistake ^^')

MrBaxter 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:58

The moral of the story is: Don't try to correct someone else's grammar/spelling and then make grammar/spelling mistakes, as well.

MrFlintstone 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:10

From Kelso to FML, OH BURN!!!!!!

piiing 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:11

you shouldn't have used the comma before "as well"

D13GOA 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:51

with not to you dumb *itch. you kept using to instead of with.

PhoenixFiend 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 15:05

If English isn't OPs first language, then he/she did a fantastic job with the translation. Quit being a prick.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:14

#32, maybe it was just a response to #17? But then again he would've just clicked the number 17... But maybe he didn't know that... Then again it says click on the number somewhere on this page... Or he might not have seen it... I don't know, it's wierd!

sirdolittle 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 14:21

True, messages get misplaced sometimes. (which makes it hard to completely understand what the person wanted to say) But how could we know for sure ? Oh well, it's not the end of the world. I may have been wrong to write what I wrote, and I accept that.

Inspired22 11

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:24

Are you sure it wasn't an important call that took time, and that's why he didn't call back or come back to you? That's definitely happened to me. I felt bad, but some situations don't allow time for courtesy. Don't automatically assume the worst in people. I find that when I do, 99% of the time, I find out that I was wrong.

Jonny26 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:29

i like to tell girls leave girls hold and hang up on them too......gives me a weird feeling of pleasure

flyingmonkey123 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:52

he might have accidently hung up, I do that sometimes when I try to put someone on hold.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:54

54 is the most mature and useful response here. Still, PC or not...when you see him be standoffish. If he has your number and did not call back to apologise he has no manners. Avoid guys like that. Seriously. If he had no way to call back let him apologise but be tough and hard to get. If he asks you out say no to his day of choice due to other plans and reluctantly-ish agree to meet up another day iff he has a worthy plan. NEVER make it too easy or a guy will not value you.