Work: Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By hipthrustdude - 18/05/2009 12:04 - Malaysia

Today, I got really excited at work over a deal I was about to close. I got up and started performing a rather obscene hip thrust only to notice a client sitting in the glass meeting room. FML

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Thursday 10 February 2011 23:16

Sucks to be you =/ but YDI, chewing gum, especially in a professional setting, is just poor etiquette.

sallen0046 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 23:47

Why were you chomping away on a piece of gum while on a professional phone call in the first place? Why are you chewing gum in the lobby where new clients get a first impression of you and the company you work for? Both are incredibly rude to your clientele and completely unprofessional. Absolutely your own fault.

Comments

Darkon 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 23:44

Where's the like button?

TheyCallMeBrando 0

Friday 11 February 2011 6:07

on her breast

sallen0046 4

Thursday 10 February 2011 23:47

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 11 February 2011 0:11

Agree completely.

princesspixie 0

Friday 11 February 2011 13:40

I completely agree. it's so unprofessional

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 11 February 2011 0:05

What, you don't regularly fondle your breasts in public? No? Just me? Cool.

Darkon 0

Friday 11 February 2011 0:09

You don't happen to have a list of places you frequent would you? :)

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 11 February 2011 0:12

She lives in Mordor. But as we all know, you don't exactly just strut in whenever you please.

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 11 February 2011 0:17

He's right, but I like to spend long weekends camped out across the street from Sirin's house, hoping to catch a glimpse of her undressing.

Darkon 0

Friday 11 February 2011 0:18

Sure you can. You just have to have Gandolf not be a douche and call in his eagle buds right away, rather than going on some massive quest that could've been done in a couple of days...

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 11 February 2011 0:21

Dammit, allmidnighteyes, you just had to go there. Now my thread is going to be full of geeks making LOTR references I don't understand because I lack the attention span to sit through the books/movies.

Darkon 0

Friday 11 February 2011 0:29

All you need to know is there was a lot of walking (a lot of walking[a lot of walking{a lot of walking}]) to a mountain where some douche made a ring of massive power that controlled rings that were supposed to divvy the power, the hobbits entrusted with this ring are ambiguously gay, whenever Frodo (nephew of Bilbo from The Hobbit) pulls his sword he gets his ass kicked and when everything was about to fail the sorcerer that started this expedition (Gandolf) finally calls in his eagle friends to airlift everyone...