#9, #10. Agreed.

They say, when lying, use a small lie, it's more believable... I think in your case, you need big ones.

#10 If I was that incredibly stupid I would say my life is f'ed too XD

That's why you move out of frame, then stretch out your hand and hit "Pause webcam" if you're using MSN. Voila! You can sit at your computer while all the other person sees is an empty chair :P

fail...u shudnt lie...

Or, you can just say "I'll talk to you later" and turn off the cam, you great idiot. Failing that, you could just pretend to look busy. BRB doesn't have to mean that you've actually gone away from the computer, moron. That's what AFK is for.

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I've heard that BRB can stand for "be right back" or "bathroom break." Maybe you crapped your drawers while sitting there for five minutes. You not a liar, just gross.

yknow, there's really no shame in just saying that you don't have anything left to talk about & ending the convo. people can't continue to chat for all eternity.

Hahaha!!! Love this one. It's something I would do, and probably have done... That's why you always have the viewers on, so you can see you and them! :P