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By anonymous - 27/11/2009 09:20 - United States

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Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML
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jw90 18

he's trying to raise your self esteem by letting you know you raise his self esteem :).

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qwerty581 0

well that's not a fml in my eye

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jchansfan 0

You guys, it says Women right up there beside the OP's name(Anonymous in this case)... So yeah... The friend isn't being gay.

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oh_fml_ 0

hell that would make me feel better.... then laugh my ass off..

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carebear96 0

yeah, I understand....I wouldn't want my guy friend (or boyfriend) to think just my ass is hot and not any other part of me. my boyfriend is always slapping my ass and saying how much he loves it, but he also tells me my eyes and hair and face and everything else is also really pretty/hot/amazing :D

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Joshinator89989 0

you're not making the person who posted this feel any better lol

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

maybe it is just her ass that's hot, which is more than 50% of females can say. Or he's an ass fetishist. you never know.

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suckin 0

all guys look at my about me on profile

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Brandosyn 0

OP it is a compliment, take it as such. Just don't stop suddenly when he's walking behind you or you'll wind up taking something else entirely.

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Nozzanoggin 6

a similar thing just happened to me about 10 minutes ago. I was talking about how I felt low cause boys are failing me right now and he said 'with **** like yours i wouldnt say no' sigh.

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LaughAtLaugh 7

that's what you get for talking to one track minded boy who is incapabable of seperating infatuation from true beauty. btw, everybody has low self esteem

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BruceBanner 0

you should be flattered!!! i would be!!

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