By anonymous - 27/11/2009 09:20 - United States

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Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML
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jw90 18

he's trying to raise your self esteem by letting you know you raise his self esteem :).

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qwerty581 0

well that's not a fml in my eye

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COBRAMORPH 0

Typical, he tries to be a friend & make you feel better, & here you are bitching. But his **** in you.

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cmm724 0

that's when you start banging him!! not an fml at all.

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thewhorocks 0

How is it an FML? All it means is you have a nice ass!

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sosmall11 0

well i think because he is a close friend and you probably trust him that should be a good thing,

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skybluebrains 0

that's his way of telling you you're beautiful

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RuralNinja 0

Typical woman, you're being a whiny bitch about how your life is so awful, he's listening and says something funny (maybe he was trying to get you to laugh, who knows) and you go and bitch about it.

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bronx819 4

I have a low self esteem too, everybody says that I look pretty decent but I don't believe them

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