Miscellaneous: Today, I was ordering food at McDonald's when a condom fell out...

By ThePidgeon - 19/10/2009 18:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was ordering food at McDonald's when a condom fell out and onto the counter. The server looked at me funny before my friend turned around and said, "It's okay, he's never going to use it." FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2012 15:45 - Reserved

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By poorman - 11/08/2014 19:54 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 19 October 2009 23:19

I'm assuming it fell out of your wallet. YDI for that. A wallet is a terrible place to keep condoms.

sanem0808238036 0

Monday 19 October 2009 23:24

FYL ....looks like life already ****** you with that condom

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Artanias 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:25

Your friend is my hero :D

andyroxs 2

Tuesday 20 October 2009 11:53

i got to "Today i was ordering food at McDonalds" and YDI'd it immediately.

Grangoire 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 13:50

Server only looked at you funny because not many people know that putting condoms in your McDonald's food actually makes it taste better and be nutritionally better for you than without any.

Starsmydog 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 16:59

Have you ever heard of a joke? Maybe your friend was trying to lighten up the mood. As a doctor I am just going to write you a prescription to grow a pair.

hate_my_life29 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 17:58

i didnt think gay people needed to use condoms?

jackson7787 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 10:05

Wow... Because condoms do nothing more than prevent pregnancy. /sarcasm I'm just gonna take a leap and say you got AOSE. That or you're like... 10

Ragechrledr 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:56

Hahaha

begeru 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:31

YDI for carrying it in your wallet, going to McDonalds, and being so sensitive when your friend makes a harmless funny joke. Obviously he was joking, or he isn't really your friend.