By TBTC - 31/08/2012 07:16 - France - Le G?vre

Today, I was out apartment hunting with my boyfriend. We visited a marvelous place that ticked all the boxes on our requirement checklist, but my boyfriend was unenthused. There was just one small detail that I hadn’t factored in: it's very badly located if ever zombies attack. FML
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SammyS2012 21

That's the most important factor when looking for a place to live. How could you forget?

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Comments

xtalondriver 10

What the **** are these idiots thinking? Zombies are real? Holy shit.... These people are our future? We're screwed.

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chisty87 16

If that's your real birthdate you shouldn't worry about the future anyway...

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Khfan12 13

How could you not believe in zombies!? They're everywhere!! I bet the only reason you're even saying that is because you're an undercover zombie.

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Smeelover27 15

Walmart is a bad idea because it is highly populated and you would need a lot of really good guns to protect yourself. One of the safest places would be the mountain terrain. It is less populated and zombies don't have enough coordination to climb up the mountain. But, it would have to be a smaller mountain because if you climb a higher mountain, you could get altitude sickness. If you get it, you would be dead in hours. There are herbs and edible plants and game.

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lilmslady 11

My plan is to get a boat whoever said zombies can swim .....

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kimg0885 23

I wonder if the sharks would eat a zombie?

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chisty87 16

Better to be safe than sorry the future is unpredictable...

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Khariau 8

Is that the same guy who keeps a bat next to his bed in case zombies attack ?

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tarickman 13

How about a lowes or home depot? At least they have materials and tools to seal all entrances.

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expertsmilee 26

Who do you voodoo bitch?

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Jamesy52 1

Listen to him. It won't be long now until the zombie apocalypse. If you want to survive then an easily defendable home is key.

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tildoorf84 7

then clearly not all boxes were checked

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