By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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MrSassypants 33

"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

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friedchickenpie 14

I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.

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daniella101 5

Thats what u get for making skyrim references at a bar

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TheInscrutable 0

I used to take arrows to the knee, and maces to the face, but then I fell asleep and had a penis drawn on my face.

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marilyn2012 0

Uum that's kinda obvious u shud of been ready to fight if u were gonna talk to the guy lol

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biohazard321 0

I used to play skyrim, then I took a ****** to the penis.

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brian666 4

Now you can say, "I used to make dumb jokes, then I took a punch to the face."

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unicornunit 0

cyber world and real world dont mix

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oontzoontz 0

Thats what you get for using a stupid overplayed joke ydi

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virginie88_fml 0

I guess you're better home playing skyrim than in a club hahaha! Like in 9gag.com

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SirFmlsAlot 5

I used to comment on people like you then I took an arrow to knee

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