By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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MrSassypants 32

"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

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friedchickenpie 14

I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.

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AeryFairy 10

Know your audience... if that guy had any chance of being a Skyrim fan, he would have been at home playing Skyrim, not starting crap in a bar.

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huey211 1

hate that quote its not funny if you think about it btw...what made you think it would work? not being mean just curious ._.

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jonnystrickland 0

I used to take arrows to the knee, until I took a mace to the face. lol I actually hate that joke but had to rhyme it anyway.

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Bently24 6

That quote is so ****** stupid. I'm glad he hit you.

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llamalullabies 0

I love you. X'D

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Gtfofml 2

He used to be a tough guy, but then he took a fist to the face.

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