By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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MrSassypants 32

"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

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friedchickenpie 14

I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.

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Mitch_Connor 11

I used to be an unfunny moron like you, but then I took a ****** to my penis.

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stinkFist232 3

You deserved it for being an unoriginal follower.

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tje125 9

Why does everyone hate arrow to the knee? I like it

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Kayaker96 3

You should have said FUS RO DAH...

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Mr_Cheesman 4

I would hit you too if you made that comment

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Supahnova 14

I used to be a smart-ass like you... but then, I took a punch to the nose.

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dansco 24

And lesson is... Leave drunk idiots alone when they have nothing to do with you! Arrow knee wtf?!

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