By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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MrSassypants 33

"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

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friedchickenpie 14

I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.

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Cmachikas_fml 0

Awesome. Trolled and counter trolled. Next time, just be aware that the internet can't always protect you

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11bwannabe 0

Skyrim is the dumbest game on the planet. YDI.

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alxtreme 0

More like a bullet to you brain dumass

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cooldaddio 14

Now if only that could happen to everyone that used internet memes IRL.

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Mf2307 15

i just try and stay out of things so i dont have to worry about getting a bloody nose

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