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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 14:00 - Belgium

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

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By erin - 02/04/2021 10:59

Today, I saw a girl with the same shirt as me. I excitedly pointed it out. She punched me in the face. I didn’t think people actually got mad about that. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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Friday 12 June 2015 18:50

I think you had that coming...

brendejafulable 41

Friday 12 June 2015 18:50

You set your own self up for that.

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cassiet 16

Friday 12 June 2015 19:46

Makes perfect sense

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Friday 12 June 2015 19:48

I love your name, makes the FML ten times more funny

MrConcise 34

Friday 12 June 2015 20:17

Speaking of OP's info, he wore this in New York. How did he not see it coming?

CyberHex 7

Friday 12 June 2015 20:02

That is the problem with people who take things way too seriously. You should have punched him in the face though.

science_person 1

Friday 12 June 2015 20:22

Just be glad that your shirt didn't say pound it.

vikky538 28

Friday 12 June 2015 20:25

Really? People are such a assholes these days... Why would anyone punch a stranger in stomach ?

S_Gnu 17

Friday 12 June 2015 20:59

New Yorkers are known to be spontaneously violent and even revel in inflicting pain at times

amileah13 26

Friday 12 June 2015 20:58

That's kind of harsh

WOTAN1488 24

Friday 12 June 2015 21:33

The title of this FML makes the FML.

UhHuhHoney 20

Friday 12 June 2015 21:52

Well, I hope you didn't just stand there afterwards..

jakeyjakey1232 9

Friday 12 June 2015 22:23

Be more specific next time!

Anonypus 20

Friday 12 June 2015 22:46

Well, I would've done the same.

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