Kids: Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike...

By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

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By paranoid - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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BlinkandRHCP 7

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

Awkward situation, but at least both of you only wanted to help the girl! Kudos to both!

ygdrassil 17

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:10

I love it when the OP's name is something snarky like that.

Comments

Reaper1984 13

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:16

You did good op, but it would be nice if people asked questions first before going off the deep end. But its nice to know we still have good semaritans like yourself.

kevinhenning 4

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:16

Well at least you both were helping the girl out hopefully you worked it out with each other

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:18

I would have broke that bat over his head...

Joshwarrior 39

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:18

the neighbor needs to get his facts straight, but no harm no foul right? I'm curious if he thanked you afterwords or did you just jog away.

msbitz 10

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:33

i hate when you can't do a good deed without people assuming the worst fyl

perdix 29

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:41

Who has a baseball bat in England? I thought you guys ridiculed our national pasttime. You guys have to admit, some of the equipment make handy weapons.

Trisha_aus 15

Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:22

A cricket bat works well too

Wizzlbang 10

Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:31

too much wind resistance

perdix 29

Wednesday 8 May 2013 6:34

#28, when I've seen cricketers try baseball, they use an upside-down grip and get very little power. If the OP is a pedophile, he might be relieved to see his nemesis using an impotent grip.

lysx84 24

Wednesday 8 May 2013 8:19

I never see people play baseball in parks or anything in Britain, so I reckon perdix hit the nail in the head here in that bats are generally owned as weapons... Better than guns though...