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By rockyrocket - 26/04/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
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rockyrocket 0

hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p

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cdubya 0

whoever her boyfriend is needs to take advantage of this

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elle727 0

I agree with cdubya lol

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justinhi 0

can you shoot stuff out of a mouth crossbow??

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Quasar55_fml 18

Hahaha the image of this in my mind is awesome XD

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chosha_fml 26

So you walked around town like that, as opposed to just sitting in his waiting room with a magazine?

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robc32ca 4

the dentist would have taken her in quicker if she sat in the office staring at the others making moans and drooling

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PurpleWaffles 2

it's not like you'll ever see those people again :)

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