By rockyrocket - 26/04/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML
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hey guys, I didn't have room to write this in my post, but I was visiting another town 60 minutes away from mine, so I couldn't just go home and wait, and the office was closed that day so I couldn't wait there bebcause no one would be there until the orthodontist arrived. So I was pretty much out of luck :p

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invicta8926 0

Hannibal Lector status, that ain't good! LOL!

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fraqtl 1

I am awed by the fact you can fit a crossbow in your mouth. there's a career in **** just waiting for you

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deviable 9

wear something like a scarf over your face. or a surgical mask.

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angryoriental 0

I'd have stuck something in your mouth...

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thegoodnaysayer 0

Somehow, the first image that came to my mind was the ending scene of Sleepaway Camp. I'm so sorry.

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Heyjealousy 0

Haaaaaa haaaaa I lol'd, why do people try to ruin a fml by writing they think it isn't true! So what if it isn't it makes people laugh and entertains them point of the website?

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blackmauser95 3

The words dental crossbow make me feel like its some secret agents weapon

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