Intimacy: Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with...

By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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Considerate

By BadLuckLad - 22/10/2014 22:38 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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MonsterCommenter 4

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:09

You sir, have reached level 99 of Assholishness and YDI.

mpsteve137 15

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:10

I wish I could hit YDI twice. Douche.

Comments

skullzero 1

Tuesday 18 September 2012 18:14

Stop being a pussy and sue that ****** for assault. Give them some real problems.

EvilDave 13

Wednesday 19 September 2012 4:08

I hope you had him arrested and pressed charges.

fcryingoutloud 9

Thursday 20 September 2012 22:24

"Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and COULDN'T HELP BUT beat the shit out of me. FML" FTFY. Only fair.

annnmarie2025 0

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:15

Just saying, but It might not have been her fault she got pregnant, there are some sick people, which is probably why the boy beat u up.

iPhonesha 1

Monday 24 September 2012 4:43

! You deserved that one

BrieNichelle 4

Monday 24 September 2012 6:34

YDI for being a prejudice asshole.

pandoraofhearts 2

Monday 24 September 2012 23:56

Well that's what an ass gets for making assumptions. I'm rooting for the boyfriend! YDI

Iamme30069 5

Tuesday 25 September 2012 23:37

"you were talkin all dat goodshit a second ago but then you got KICKED IN YO CHEST" ~boondocks

maybso 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 12:23

after i would have said its called a morning after pill an puckered up for round 2

TrueFG 2

Friday 28 September 2012 12:30

It may have been the wrong thing to say, but he does have the freedom of speech. The guy hitting him is in the wrong clearly as that's assault and the OP could have filed charges against the man.