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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By ug - 08/07/2009 20:51 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Peel - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By Nightsong - 30/03/2016 02:54 - Germany - N?rnberg

Today, I saw a ridiculously hot guy dining with his family. I decided not to flirt with him with his parents around but to ask his sister (who went to the restroom) to give him my phone number. When I came back, I saw her pointing a finger at me, and the whole family turning around and staring. FML

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Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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arielmr116 18

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:06

What kind of friend so blatantly puts you down like that? Not cool

salman_albalushi 19

Tuesday 27 September 2016 9:00

I don't know why would you go out with an asshole like him, or even call him your friend, let alone having a crush on him.

Comments

hoosierholla 17

Tuesday 27 September 2016 18:25

Not only was he shitty to you, he was shitty to the waitress. You don't do that to someone who is forced to be nice to you. **** him.

pussy_crusher 7

Tuesday 27 September 2016 19:11

Nope! The good news here is he was just a crush. A friend wouldn't talk to you like that. Ditch the jackass and find someone worth spending time with. I can't tell you how many guys (and girls) called me ugly and made me feel worthless over the years. While it hurt a lot at the time, it doesn't anymore because I'm now engaged to the most wonderful person and have good friends who care about and respect me. Go for that and don't settle, no matter how long it takes.

leo1106 15

Tuesday 27 September 2016 19:29

Your crush is kind of a douche nozzle, OP. I never call any of my female friends ugly, especially not to try and get another girl's number. Definitely better off without him.

cantfixme36 28

Tuesday 27 September 2016 19:46

Wow, he's clearly an asshole. Not even a friend who has no romantic feelings for you should be saying something like that. Friend-dump him. He doesn't deserve a friend like you.

BadKitty13 28

Tuesday 27 September 2016 19:47

I hope he is your ex friend and you don't hang out with him anymore. He's not a friend when he insulted you in front of the waitress.

sirspankalot 11

Tuesday 27 September 2016 19:59

Should have screamed but what about our baby and ran out while sticking him with the check...

Kaylana_fml 31

Tuesday 27 September 2016 20:05

Every now and then, I stumble across a comment I wish I could thumbs up more than once....

yakkady 8

Tuesday 27 September 2016 20:01

What a friend ! Where can I get me one of those ?

LadyCristal 11

Tuesday 27 September 2016 20:05

I heard you! I lived a situation like this, it wasn't my friend, nor I had a crush, but his comment still hurts. He and one of the bosses were looking at some chick's resume, that apparently had a picture. Besides all the things they said that were totally out of place, he said "we should hire her, we need at least one pretty woman in this company". We were two women in that office in that moment, and yet he said that as if we didn't exist or as if we were males. I still remember how that hurt the moment it happended and the whole day long, I can't even imagine how would I have felt if I have had a crush on him. No body has the right to make anyone feel like that by saying something like that, nor in joke, nor with flirting purposes.