Animals: Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!"... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Whatever - 24/09/2021 08:00

Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By chris - 09/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my new dog and saw this girl that I've had a crush on for months. When I approached her, I tried to look 'macho' with my dog. However my dog thought it would be more attractive to pee on my leg. FML

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Minorchord 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:06

I bet she didn't have a dog, did she...

BitterJaded 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:10

If you think your life is ****** because of this.......wow. I'll trade you lives.

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ShadowDragon_fml 2

Friday 22 May 2009 6:56

Have you by chance listened to Brian Regan's stand up act? "Don't know when to use the 'you too phrase.'

relatela 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:34

LMAO. Whenever someone says happy b-day to me, I almost always automatically reply "you too"

Mustcomment 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:34

Haha, I hope you explained yourself afterward. Or did she look horrified at you and slap you across the face?

prillz 0

Monday 25 May 2009 6:20

LMFAOO!!

madelinex 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 3:27

OHMYGOD. i'm living in ireland so i dont really understand anyone. and a teacher comes up to me and says "hey i havent met you before... how are ye?" and im like, "yuh good thanks! :)" and shes like, "and whats your name?" and im like, "good thanks.......:|.........i mean.....maddy.....lol....." it was so awkwardly embarassing. she actually just walked off, hahaha.

youarespecial 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:26

yeah i was golfing and i got a gatorade from the beer cart lady and she said "enjoy your round" and i said "thanks you too" and felt like a dumbass

CassandraBear93 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 23:20

ha I've done that before, also on my birthday, sometimes when people say "happy birthday" I smartly reply "you too"

onfire916 0

Friday 19 June 2009 10:01

How is this an fml

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Friday 3 July 2009 21:47

Stop whining, this isn't an FML. Boo hoo, u embarrassed urself cuz ur a dumbass.

fastdrummer 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 5:11

haha Brian regan is a god. this is one of his famous jokes hahaha

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