Animals: Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!"... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman said, "Nice dog!" Without thinking, I replied, "You too!" FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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By Jerry01 - 19/11/2024 03:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, in the middle of what I thought was an empty park, I told my dog he’s the “goodest, bestest boy” while out on a walk. A stranger appeared out of nowhere, gave me a thumbs-up, and said, “You too, champ.” FML

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By thedogwalker - 09/08/2020 08:02

Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML

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By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By Whatever - 24/09/2021 08:00

Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML

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By fmlman - 15/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Rawlins

Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML

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By anon - 19/06/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk. It became friendly with another dog, and I reached down to pet them both. Suddenly, an old woman runs up to me and whacks me with her cane repeatedly. Apparently, her previous dog had been kidnapped by a woman who looked a lot like me. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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Minorchord 4

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:06

I bet she didn't have a dog, did she...

BitterJaded 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:10

If you think your life is ****** because of this.......wow. I'll trade you lives.

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reallywhyme 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:55

I understand your problem, impulsively I say you too to after a person makes a remark such as the one you had. I think on accident, I may have said "you too" to a person who I was speaking with who was helping me find work whose line of work was to assist people with finding employment. I believe the conversation went similar to this. Her: Good luck find work, I hope it all works out Me: You too.. lol, we live and we learn from our mistakes. It doesn't hurt to laugh at ourselves every ones in a while either. :D

Michelleabelle 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:57

Hahahhaha, I do this ALL the time. Like I'll be at a restaurant and she waiter/waitress will be like, "Enjoy your meal!" Then I'll be like, "You too!" Ohh man :P

wrift 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 22:59

ugh i always do that when ppl say gl

nschaaf 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:02

me too 109

that_guy321 2

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:14

Brian Reagan FTW?

ACDCfan 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:41

Look up "involuntary 'you too'" on urbandictionary. I do it all the time.

bound4broadway28 0

Friday 22 May 2009 3:17

Aww, that sucks. It's okay though because it happens to everyone its just the brains immediate response when someone compliments you to say it back. I've done it tons of times. great fml

uzupocky 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:13

It's okay, I work at a movie theatre, and I can't tell you how many times people have responded "You too!" after I've said "Enjoy your movie!" Nothing to be embarrassed about.

ashleyy_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 5:40

My life story, hahahahah. I do that ALL the time. #114, true statement, hahaha

Rainbow_Monkey 0

Friday 22 May 2009 6:44

Hah, that's funny. I do that all the time. At a restaurant, the waitress said "Enjoy your meal", and I've responded with "You too" ... It's pretty embarassing but not FML worthy.

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