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By sophhiee - 05/11/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By Peter C. - 22/01/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

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By Headshotsgal - 22/04/2023 22:00

Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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dasteve 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:15

im sure the picture was at a bad angle. :)

TheWindowLicker 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:15

You should have told him that. I bet the look on his face would be priceless.

Comments

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:29

Then you must've lost weight!! :)

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:47

69- Hahaha that comment goes well with the number your comment is.

lolmigosh 15

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:15

Haha you must really be fat then :p

daydreamer244 13

Monday 7 November 2011 3:12

Well you're a dick...

iamcrazy_fml 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:41

how could he not have recognized you if you were just there

houstontxmex 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:56

Did you hit him in the face with the remainder of your jelly filled donut?

peaceloveblunts 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:03

how embarrassing.

lhamil64_fml 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:32

Well he obviously thought you looked bigger in the picture so you must look good now.

itschrisssybro 8

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:03

She did say a funny picture, some people make their faces have double chins and it's just like pow!

alexvn 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 0:24

Waauw, the amount of people here trying to find an excuse for the mistake of that friend. Now I dont know this for sure but I'm going to go out on a stretch here and say that OP is probably chubby or overweight if not downright obese. If she is well, I'm sorry that sucks. Work on it (health reasons, dont care about looks)! Oh and if you're non of that OP, your friend is either a dick or has a bad sense of humor.