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By sophhiee - 05/11/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By Peter C. - 22/01/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

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By Headshotsgal - 22/04/2023 22:00

Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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dasteve 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:15

im sure the picture was at a bad angle. :)

TheWindowLicker 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:15

You should have told him that. I bet the look on his face would be priceless.

Comments

SkardeyKat 3

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:30

Aw, there's just more of you to love! More cushion for the pushin'.

moonlight970 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:55

Honestly he probably doesn't see you as fat and the picture just was at a bad angle making you look bigger than he sees.

fi7h 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:55

on the bright side atleast he thought the photo was fat but that means he doesnt think you're fat in person.

epicphails 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 18:06

Big girls need loving to jk

holeyman 8

Sunday 6 November 2011 16:11

Big can be beautiful... Just not to me

MelCristian55 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 18:45

What does OP mean

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:36

Um.. 1. Orangutan Penis. 2. Orange Peel. 3. OverProof. 4. Orgasmic Pedophile. 5. Objective Post. 6. Occupied Port-a-loo. 7. Original Poster. You choose!

deviable 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 21:24

No one ever says Optimus Prime!

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 6 November 2011 5:17

Best I could come up with while on a train at 4:36am .. Feel free to add to the list... 8. Optimus Prime 9. Ongoing Period 10. Opalescent Periwinkle...

ih82bl8 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:10

Laugh in a cute way, then drop kick him and say those in pain photos r funny to, and take a pick and walk away

spazticdonkey 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:12

I can't help me self to Rofl hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

danielle25 15

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:39

that sucks. im sorry that happened to you.

_words_of_wisdom 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 20:22

so many people are calling this guy a jerk, like #106. well leave the ****** alone, he must have honestly thought it was a fatbooth pic, i couldnt imagine anyone being mean enough to say something like that in a mean way. that sucks OP but maybe this is a sign either that you need to hit the gym or get better friends.