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By sophhiee - 05/11/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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By Peter C. - 22/01/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

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By Headshotsgal - 22/04/2023 22:00

Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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Catfished

By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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dasteve 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:15

im sure the picture was at a bad angle. :)

TheWindowLicker 13

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:15

You should have told him that. I bet the look on his face would be priceless.

Comments

MalloryKnox 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:57

"you won't need fatbooth to make your nuts look huge after i deliver a well-placed kick to your crotch!" *POW!* "holy swollen nuts batman, you might wanna put some ice on those bad boys..."

TurdTickler4eva 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:44

You suck

MalloryKnox 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:15

Thanks 57 :) While I will defend to the death your right to think that, I just wish you'd used a little more originality to express yourself. Nice comeback mouth-breather xo

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:29

Using Fathbooth on your nuts will just give them a double chin...

MalloryKnox 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 17:30

*58.. oops, guess I'm the mouth-breather now!

TurdTickler4eva 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:14

Nope just a turd tickling poo smuggler

Airick_TheGreat 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:58

Oh my... So are you chubby? Wait not chubby but fluffy?

CALiKiD408 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:01

because you eat tacos

dorkyprincess 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:04

Maybe he said that cuz your really skinny and she took it at a horrible angle?

instnt1nfction 17

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:08

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ScrivNasty 3

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:09

aintthataboutabitch

flockz 19

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:39

Y U NO USE SPACES? yo dawg i heard you didn't wanna be an astronaut, so i took all the spaces out of my words. *scrolls to comment and tries to decipher* *headache insues* FUUUUUUUUUUUU-

RHCPLover 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:10

Hmm, I'm guessing it waas probably just a bad picture of you. Or taken from a bad angle. Either way, you're probably just skinny so he thought it was a FatBooth picture!