By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
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TenebrificTurtle 0

Okay, your life sounds more interesting than mine. Someone got your breathless, you swooned to the ground, and someone took a shot on your genitals--sounds like a romance novel.

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gravityplanx 0

unless you tweaked the guns to fire super soft, this is fake... A point-blank paintball shot can break skin. Being shot in the balls, point-blank, would do far more than cause pain. You would need immediate medical attention. Or maybe the OP really did have a cut open, bleeding ballsack with testicles the size of watermelons... but if they had, i feel like it would have been mentioned (surefire way to get more sympathy is to tell people your ballsack got ripped open).

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Dcvictorious 0

that or unwanted attention over your ballbag...

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Leon_S_Kennedy 0

doesn't have to be point blank to break the skin. I have a scar on my back that I got when my friend was about 10 ft. away.

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acidblasta 0

umm... paintball guns are required to shoot under 300 feet per second thats a requirement by the insurance companies that cover the paintball fields and they don't shoot super soft they still leave a good sting but never cause serious injury.

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AdviceDog 0

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perdix 29

So what color are your balls now? If they got you with blue paint, I'm going to howl with laughter.

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Apachefire21 0

retard. why would you fall anyway. you little girl

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8trickster8 0

How could a shot to the chest wind someone? I mean it would hurt, but you'd be able to breathe easily.

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Dcvictorious 0

it says stomach- if they hit you just below the ribs on the diaphragm then it's easy to get winded.

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PlasmaWafflez 0

YDI for paintballing

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Mx_Rider 6

haha i doubt this happened but i dont wanna pull the "FAKE" card or some idiot will comment me back with like a essay type comment just to tell me the circumstances that could make this shit happen. on a different note op u suck at paintball ydi for not playing better rofl fyl son

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whataloadofbull 0

you just implied you put the "fake" card over you idiot. next time be more subtle or just stfu

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