By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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bad_boyfriend 10

Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.

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whysobeachy 37

Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.

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JETarchitect 32

did anyone else notice the title this guy gave? it's prefect!!

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shinikageWolf 15

This is why I don't use public restrooms.

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Lsalt007 6

You're a creepy dude for holding his gaze.

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Draxomaximus 10

How do you accidentally stare into the wrong person's eyes?

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fackhole 10

I've never read something so romantic in my life.

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Beastninja5268 15

You never look in any direction other tha straight at a urinal. No. Matter. What.

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chrddajr 19

He was probably gay and wants to check you out??

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