Miscellaneous: Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly...

By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By GuillermoCJ - 22/01/2011 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 06:00 - United States

Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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Jump scare

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML

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funsize003 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:02

did it "piss" her off? ahahah

FreddyLunch 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 16:01

That'll teach her.

Comments

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:42

Even if he hadn't been peeing she would have got sprayed with shampoo, soap etc which would also mess up her dress. So either way if she was planning to wear the dress she wouldn't have been able to.

somethingawesome 9

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:44

ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO ARE BRINGING SCIENTIFIC FACTS INTO THIS, YOU NEED TO STOP! It's so annoying and no one cares!

katelynmarie 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:50

Dude, everyone has peed in the shower at least once in their life. If you say you haven't, you're lying. Lmao. Poor girlfriend. XD

xxxxxlovexxxxx 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:52

peeing in the shower is not bad at all, im a girl and i do it all the time. i personaly think it feels good too.

Whaleass 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:54

#44 - Are you serious? I don't know how it works where you are, but toilet water and shower water goes to the same drain system here, I know because I worked construction and spent a lot of time with plumbers, including helping them install toilet and shower drains. Which means it undergoes the same treatment. Maybe it's different where you live. And peeing in the shower is so much easier, I never think to pee when I wake up, so I'm already in the shower when it hits me that I have to go. It's just convenience.

xxxxxlovexxxxx 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:55

# 149. i agree completly!

kellster 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:58

What the hell is wrong with all of you who are defending pissing in the shower with "I don't want to get out in the middle of the shower"??? Are you really that incapable of either going before you got in the shower or waiting until after?? Bladder control, use it!

ATH3NA_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:58

Dude, you pee in the shower? That's disgusting. YDI!

xxxxxlovexxxxx 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:00

sometimes you have to go so bad you cant wait untill you get out and u dont wanna make a mess by getting out in the middle. and sometimes it just comes out beofre you even realize it.

xxxxxlovexxxxx 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:00

sometimes you have to go so bad you cant wait untill you get out and u dont wanna make a mess by getting out in the middle. and sometimes it just comes out beofre you even realize it.