By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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funsize003 0

did it "piss" her off? ahahah

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Cerataphora 0

Health experts everywhere agree, nothing wrong with pissing in the tub.

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amykillswitch 0

She got owned big time haha. =) I I have to pee while I'm taking a shower, I just go. It gets washed away anyway so who really gives a shit. It's not like your bathing in your own piss. Like #165 said, pee is sterile. Your toothbrush and toilet seat have more bacteria then pee. It saves money on water too. #172 Microbiology is one of those classes that can teach you a lot of useful stuff. I was glad I took it.

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Sleepwalker418 0

#44, All water goes to a waste treatment plant. Do you think that when women shower when they have their period that it's not treated? That's filthy. Use common sense once in a while, it helps.

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PureGold 0

#173 (fudgers) - If you look at my profile, you'll see I don't have a life. Yes, I should get one, but you're not telling me, or anyone else on FML, something they don't know. I'm semi-kidding though, I do semi-have a life, but today is the last weekend of my senior year of high school, and I'm trying to finish the very last assignment of the year, which is due tomorrow. So being the major procrastinator I am, I'm on this site instead of working xP. Hence the reason I took the time to type all of that out. The next few weekends will just filled with with graduation parties and job-hunting lol. Ooh weird haha...my last post is 165 now :P

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killuhb 0

Peeing in the shower is normal and an amazing feeling. And saves toliet paper ;) O.p. She can join now ;)

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kittypot 0

good point, #179. i hadn't thought of that. #178- lol my prof would go on for like 20 minutes about why women should pee after they have sex and stuff like that. both awkward and entertaining.

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themixedt4pe 0

#165 ftw! I'm a girl, and I don't really think peeing in the shower is that gross, so long as it's your own shower. If it's a dorm shower, or a friend's shower, that's pretty disgusting, but what you want to do in your own shower is your business (no pun intended). It does save water, it gets washed away almost instantly, and it's certainly not going to kill anybody sterile or not. FHL though... but SDI too, since scaring people in the shower is a very bad and dangerous idea for SO many reasons.

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