Animals: Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge...

By Puppysit88 - 16/04/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

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By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By ukfan - 06/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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Friday 17 April 2009 1:23

hahah ew that sucks. poor puppy :(

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Friday 17 April 2009 1:20

Aww, I'm sorry. At least you didn't have it, yourself!

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Grndslmhttr3 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:59

Why is it always explosive diarrhea? Why not just regular diarrhea? Every time I see the word "diarrhea" on this side, the word "explosive" is next to it every time.

lollibots 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 22:27

1.that sucks 2.that puppy mustve been so scared tho he had noo idea where the sounds were coming from 3.no offense but this is pretty hilarious

gremple 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:09

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

prettygirlsonly 0

Monday 4 May 2009 17:15

awwwwwwwwwww teary eyed at first but then i just cant stop laughing, good one.. :P

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Saturday 9 May 2009 7:56

omg. im on my laptop and my cat was sleeping on my shoulder leaning against the couch and i started laughing so hard she fell off the back. Oh thats great. FYL