Animals: Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge...

By Puppysit88 - 16/04/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2020 14:00

Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By doggone - 05/05/2012 23:07 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

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By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By ukfan - 06/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML

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By sandra - 20/09/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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Friday 17 April 2009 1:23

hahah ew that sucks. poor puppy :(

lilacwords 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:20

Aww, I'm sorry. At least you didn't have it, yourself!

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Art_Vandeley 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:38

You could call it a SHITSTORM! Booya!

Go_Home 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:39

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. LMFAO. OH MAN. That just sucks ass.

chaya12 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:13

yum did u eat it

Kiffer_Fadybugs 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:44

One of the many reasons I loathe dogs.

ktiskrazy 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:50

hahaha. this made me truely LOL.

Get_Naykid 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:24

YDI for molesting a puppy.

hattar 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 10:27

what a grateful puppy

f_u_c_kmylife 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:23

My friend and I just laughed at this for like 5 minutes. LMAO.

Sousuke_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:12

i don't know who to feel sorry for..the you or the puppy...

PieGuy 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:10

i would get shit on any day by a puppy. puppies are like....better than girls. small cuddly cute and they arent bitchy.

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