Kids: Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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deprivedwriter 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

lmfao....ouch Poor hamster... you deserved it though

starlalove 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

Grab your kid and RUN!!

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at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 9:22

Oooo I feel bad for you.... I hope the hampster was alive.... if so, then your feeling like an ant is enough. :)

kelseythompson 27

Thursday 2 May 2013 0:28

when you picked it up wouldn't you realize?

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Monday 6 May 2013 23:34

I hate you, I really do

bucketsoftacos 4

Wednesday 17 July 2013 3:47

I would've cried too. That hamster did nothing wrong and it just died.

Cass_x 22

Friday 16 August 2013 22:36

omfg. YOU MONSTER!

cwl727 32

Wednesday 26 March 2014 20:32

I hope it survived.

AndreaJanell 15

Sunday 30 March 2014 19:46

Samething happened to me, because someone wasn't looking, I got hit in the face. YDI

KittehFreak 25

Wednesday 18 June 2014 0:03

F the hamster's life, not yours.

_awesomeness585 11

Tuesday 16 December 2014 8:05

I know how that feels

Di11y 11

Tuesday 27 January 2015 0:10

You monster

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