Kids: Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a...

By riahta - 06/08/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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By Eureka! I still lose.... - 09/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML

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Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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Rules are for squares

By He's old enough to know better! - 08/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Retake - 13/08/2021 20:01

Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML

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Maths is hard

By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 17:07 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

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Maths

By math is literal violence - 20/11/2021 08:01

Today, despite doing extra credit, staying after class to have one-on-one tutoring with the TA, doing online tutoring and watching YouTube videos, I still absolutely cannot do math! I’ve been reduced to bribing my nephew to do my work for me. I’m in college. He’s in 7th grade. FML

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By mathgenius - 08/10/2013 19:17 - Norway - Kolltveit

Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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By laywer_man - 07/03/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I couldn't answer almost any of the questions in the game "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" I'm a 40 year old man. FML

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FreshSalad 1

Friday 6 August 2010 16:05

why would you cheat?

Brittaneyyy 0

Friday 6 August 2010 16:07

let's hope math wasn't ur major

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alezmbgt 0

Friday 6 August 2010 17:41

lol dumb***

michiganfan 0

Friday 6 August 2010 17:53

why would you cheat?? wow...

BlueTwist89 0

Friday 6 August 2010 17:56

If that kid wasn't a genius, that's incredibly sad ><.

brianjman14 22

Friday 6 August 2010 17:58

This actually just proves that cheaters never win.

jacksters 0

Friday 6 August 2010 18:09

Was the math game physics or addition? You might be able to swindle your way out of this FML....

CitrusGirl 0

Friday 6 August 2010 18:18

that's what you get for 1- cheating and 2- thinking you're the smartest person in the world just because you went to college

Spastastic 6

Friday 6 August 2010 18:38

If your major had NOTHING to do with math, (such as something in the liberal arts) being a college graduate has nothing to do with it.

unmadebed 0

Friday 6 August 2010 18:54

Maybe it is a freakishly smart 4th grader?

darkmis1 17

Friday 6 August 2010 19:00

And YOU'RE not very good at spelling.

XxdezuhrayxX 0

Friday 6 August 2010 19:03

wow. you. are. dumb.

anorexicbarbie 8

Friday 6 August 2010 22:18

Wow. Stop. Typing. Like. This.

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Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML

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Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

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