Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

YDI. You farted on a kitten, and you got exactly what you deserved. I don't feel sorry for you at all. But it is hilarious that the kitty owned you. *favorited*

gummibehrs 4

Monday 24 August 2009 22:32

YDI, you sick idiot. ******* with animals is not funny. Did you expect sympathy? I hope the kitten pisses on your pillow.

oliviax3 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:21

lmfao!! YDI

xenomorph 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:07

Probably greater justice than getting an erection from a hamster: http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/878433

Britnee12345 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 5:27

This made me laugh SOOO hard. (:

brianjman14 22

Monday 5 October 2009 21:21

lmfao wow

boricua_4life407 5

Friday 9 October 2009 4:47

I haven't LOL'd in a long time... till I read this... this is amazing ! :) *Favorited!

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