Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

........you....that's jus....*shakes head*..... How do I say this......oh! PENDEHO!!!!!!! Estipido como atrevas hacer eso?! Porvesito gatito.... fucktard YDI. >:0

AmandaX304 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:12

THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD

IAmBridgette 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 11:15

I laughed so hard tears welled up in my eyes.

xFenix81x 0

Monday 15 June 2009 0:41

Wow. I just pissed myself from laughing so hard at the fact that you are a complete moron.

ktbby 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:26

I feel like this FML is some profound metaphor with srs significance... but I can't figure out what.

silly_kate 0

Monday 15 June 2009 13:23

pussy fights back!!!! pun intended!

blondegurl718 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:10

Lmfaoo; YDI for doing that to the poor thing.

dancerchik3579 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:58

Wow! You can only get action from a kitty! Loser

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Today, my theatre studies professor played a soundscape, then had us write what we thought the meaning was. I thought it was a simulation of what schizophrenia was like. Turns out the teacher bet her friend she could convince us that a bunch of people speaking gibberish meant something. FML

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Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML

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Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML

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Today, after sex last night, I'd fallen asleep nude without bothering to put on underwear. What a mistake that was. My cat decided to wake me up by clawing and biting my naked morning wood like she was trying to rip the head off a mouse. FML

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Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

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Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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