By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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Phillay632 0

Seriously, who pulls a dutch oven on a kitten? You have some issues...

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proud_liberal 0

I hope ur a republican. Ahole

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Xero3g 5

You can't even bully a kitten properly. You, sir, have failed.

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krisFrAnHeehar 0

Dammit special agent Jack Bowers! ~Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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TheGerman 0

Haha that sucks but YDI. I have got one for you... Today I tazared my wives kitten and it wouldn't come out to play the rest of the day. I hate cats and hers is the worst it ripped my curtains clawed up my leather coutch and scratched the the hell out of my leg. My reward: my wife punched me in the face and kicked me out of "MY" house. FML

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hopelesslybi 7

You taxed the cat, no wonder you were kicked out and the sofas and curtains, it's your own fault cause you are the one who taxed the poor thing

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LyricaSilvan 29

I would have done a lot more than punch you and kick you out if you tazed my pet. I hope she divorced your stupid, animal-abusing ass.

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greenyme 0

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! .. man.. youre a retard...... YDI.. and FML i suppose :D hahaaa...

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tradit03 0

You totally deserved that. Hahahhahahahahahahahah.

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Phillay632 0

Who pulls a dutch oven on a kitten? YDI for having some serious issues.

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