By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 174
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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collie_man 0

and then he gave you blue balls?!?!!?!?!!?!!?!?

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HippyKat13 7

You have no idea what blue balls are, do you? -_-

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catatonicsleep 17

Cats like playing with dangley things, curtain tassels, shoe laces, testicles.....

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tenukkiut 0

Today, my stupid human slave/foodgiver put me under a blanket and farted. FML but I ravaged his balls, so yeah, not-so-FML

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HeartlessxBitch 0

#34 ftw! & you tried to suffocate a kitten with farts! WTF is wrong with you! YDI!

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AmberHall 2

Don't care bout the OP he obviously deserved it, but these comments are making me laugh so hard, especially #28 #33 #38, #51

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AntiChrist7 0

please tell me you are sterile now. so your stupid genes can't reproduce anymore

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