Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

Seriously? Who farts on a kitten? Honestly. I mean just saying it out loud sounds like deviant behavior: "I farted on a kitten". In what universe does this sound like a good idea? Wow

17co7209 8

Thursday 20 June 2013 7:05

Who farts on kittens!!?

Silentcrafter11 13

Sunday 7 July 2013 8:46

Remember: You're not supposed to expose your genitals or any equally important areas to animals.

Smoxxii 17

Monday 8 July 2013 17:20

The cat didnt know you were joking... It DOES know where your genitals are though. :]

JoseIsAdork 31

Wednesday 17 July 2013 9:31

was it a queef? ×_× lol

willymartinds 9

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:57

You ******* idiot, a cat can attack back.

DontSaveMe 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:32

Poor cat!!!! Ydi >:(

andreasvinther 3

Tuesday 6 August 2013 10:46

Gotta love karma❤

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