Kids: Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle...

By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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Not her fault nor mine

By Shut up loser! - 02/12/2019 03:00

Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 16:04 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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Weird kid

By LGraham - 16/06/2020 20:08

Today, my nephew kicked me in the balls, again! And he got me fair and square this time. It's the fourth time he's got me in the balls since the pandemic started. I have to put my groin guard from college on and teach him a lesson because he won't listen and he's 12, so he knows what he's doing. FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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Iron Man

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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It's not what you think

By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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Serisent 26

Tuesday 21 January 2014 18:33

If you know he doesn't like it and you did it anyway, you sort of had it coming.

Peach_assassin 8

Tuesday 21 January 2014 18:37

"Today I did something wrong and suffered the consequences. FML"

Comments

at0micmin3r 23

Wednesday 19 February 2014 8:32

Even if he doesn't like it, he has to learn that you DON'T hit people in those places. EVER. FYL.

TallMist 32

Monday 21 April 2014 3:47

If someone touches you in a way you don't want them to, and you have warned them already, you have EVERY right to defend yourself. Little kid or not.

anniet292929 3

Wednesday 23 April 2014 1:33

YDI. I hate being tickled, and when someone tickles me, I uncontrollably start kicking. It's hard restraining it to keep from hurting people. They think it's funny to tickle me, I think it's funny when I accidentally kick them square in the jaw.

DaytimeAura 1

Saturday 14 June 2014 13:19

OP shouldn't have been tickiling have been the kid, but his parents need to teach him that he can't punch people in revenge for it. Kids tickle each other too, and if he punches classmates ge will get in big trouble.

MyLifeSucksSoHar_fml 9

Saturday 5 December 2015 0:39

YDI. If the kid doesn't like it, you know he doesn't like it, then WTF were you thinking by doing it anyway? People like you make me sick.

jojocircus19 16

Sunday 27 December 2015 1:55

Your nephew is awesome. He deserves a high-five.

unholyswiss 19

Sunday 28 February 2016 11:43

**** you and everyone who shares the 'I know this person doesn't like this/that so I'll do it anyway to be a fuckface and complain about the consequences' feeling. He was right to punch you and has bigger balls than you probably ever will too.

cheyluvsturtles 30

Thursday 19 May 2016 7:34

the little kid sounds a little unsupervised and he needs to be taught that there are a lot of things in life we don't like but that doesn't mean that you punch someone!!!!