By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank

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Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
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Geckosrock99 33

OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.

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SeniorHaG 4

You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.

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RedPillSucks 31

Your mom did that to stop you from using her vibrator, since you're only 13. No more vibrator sexy time... No more party clowns... Just sit in the closet, cringe, rock back and forth and suck your thumbs.

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etchsanity1 11

Lol that avatar picture makes me chuckle when you consider the context... That character would have an entirely opposite and very lecherous response :)

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darawbs 0

I wanna hump your tattoo.

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fernclogger 5

Read this in dead silence waiting for class to start.. Had to put my face down to laugh... Haha sucks for you op.

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MissMurder66 2

Now every time you're about to climax that sound will pop into your head. I'm so sorry.

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eternal7 6

*Joker voice* Where does she get those wonderful toys?

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Geckosrock99 33

OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.

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MochiDango 4

96 I'm sorry that happened to you, and I understand how it is to be terrified of clowns, I hated them before 'It', but I'm also afraid of mascots too. But at least you got your own FML. :D

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

It has been traumatizing youngsters for almost two decades. Now that's classic.

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the_real_dvd 21

Now you're at least 22. Not sure why this came at the top of my feed almost 3 1/2 years later. Although... I'm kind of glad it did.

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sturschaedel 27

It got to the top for me too. maybe it is going to be illustrated?

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Ali_Br_fml 33

in 2012. If they just replied today, sure...but 2012... that's what they're talking about with this comment. I haven't checked for more comments, but this is the one the website brought me to.

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Df1No 10

This came to my feed at 1/13/16. I mistakenly thought it was recent. wtf.

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hateevryone 14

Just like a man.

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lionel_messi 4

why play with a vibrater op if theres tons of horn dogs out there.plus be thankful it didnt shock you.

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mezochan 29

Vibrators are better than "horn dogs". Especially since said dogs only care about getting themselves off.

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Here4theshow 17

Did you scream? ;)

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