By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank

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Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
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Geckosrock99 33

OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.

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SeniorHaG 4

You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.

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Dj_DubCore 0

Lol thats going on twitter lol # that akward moment

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Nadeslos 4

That's the best one I've heard in a long time!

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wait_for_it_ 3

sounds like another one of Krusty's quality products

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JustFMLME 7

Whoever puts You derserved it is drunk.

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lavantant 3

I think that goes under "times I should've started recording myself."

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sara005 7

oh my god, i nearly choked because I was laughing so hard!

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needsagf14 12

Laughing clown? Wtf

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rightspark 7

Don't use a vibrator use a real thingy from a male. It shouldn't be that hard to find someone

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FMLusername969 21

Some people have these " thingys" called standards/ morals.

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