By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank

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Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
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OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.

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SeniorHaG 4

You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.

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lilicoco_fml 5

That shit happend to me -_-

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Phsycobitch99 1

i laughed so hard, that's awesome!!! i laugh because i know it would happen to me.

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thenewgirl29 20

A similar thing happened to me except the batteries exploded and I came pretty close to burning myself with battery acid.

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carina_47 16

Haha, major bummer, hun!

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xUknown_xExile 1

Sooooooo this is an FML why?

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Davisg1 13

Clowns are crazy scary tbh. But personally I wasn't scared of them until I watched that Killer Clowns from Outer Space thing. Nightmares for days

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