By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank

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Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
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Geckosrock99 tells us more.

Geckosrock99 33

OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.

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Top comments

SeniorHaG 4

You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.

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Comments

LadyJoker21 0

Damn I already have fear of clowns I woulda died !

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pinkzilla0 8

That sounds like something a religious group would market to scare women out of never wanting another ******...ever again. :0)

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MochiDango 4

I know this may get me thumbed down but I have to post this Ray William Johnson joke: I'm part of a religious group that is against women having orgasms and I am so offended.

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goodgood_fml 5

Hate when that happens. Just drive to the Adult Toy store, get a new one and try again!!

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etchsanity1 11

If the 99 in her username is her birth year shes only 13 can't get into the adult store lol

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thatrandompagan 7

68's Comment was posted in 2012, if op was born in 99 she would have been 13 at the time.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

It scared you half to death? Get rid of it before it does it again. Also, if your vibrator sounds like a clown, you should probably stop shopping at Erotic Clowns R' Us.

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perdix 29

When shopping for sex toys, look for the Juggalo brand -- and buy anything else!

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cbrods_94 2

You're not funny perdix...

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etchsanity1 11

So u seem to have traumatized your vibe it was just getting revenge lol and I add my bot to the hoping you aren't thirteen and the 99 I'm your username is for the number of pet geckos you have

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MochiDango 4

What the hell did I just read? So many typos and errors...

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etchsanity1 11

Lol sry meant I was adding my vote to the hope the 99 in her name wasn't indicative of her age ... Too little sleep and a persnickety iPhone that likes to do autocorrects

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MochiDango 4

My iPhone is the same way sometimes, I am sorry if I came off as rude, it wasn't my original intention. That was what came to mind so I went with it. I also pray that isn't her age, because that is just disgusting if it is.

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tianaolley 12

I was born in 99 and I'm 16 not thirteen my sister is thirteen and she was born in 2001 do you math people

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maria3311995 4

168, those comments were from 2012 so someone born in 99 was 13 at the time those comments were posted.

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krewer21 1

Have no idea why this an FML, some random girl broke her vibrator, and now she needs to make a human to human contact. How in the hell of life is this an FML? Girl/Gurl needs to bump some uglies....

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