Kids: Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year-old boy, and an 19 month-old girl. I was chasing them around the house, having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change, the 3 year-old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

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By buttpain - 01/12/2016 18:29

Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML

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By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By AnHoneyMouse - 12/05/2017 02:00

Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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enonymous 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 9:28

Now that he has the taste for flesh. He will come back and finish you off this time with some A1 sauce and some Jamaican jerk sauce for variety

hollylollyxoxo 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 9:18

LOL I didn't know angry bears bit asses :P

Comments

mawang_sky 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:34

LOL now its my turnhahha

mawang_sky 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:36

now we do know it

RaineLee 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 14:02

Bet you enjoyed it :)

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 14:08

Awww, how cute! He's practicing his rimjobs!

Graawr 7

Sunday 17 April 2011 14:30

I feel your pain, my little brothers always bite me. :'<

DeadxManxWalking 27

Sunday 17 April 2011 14:55

that's what happens with little kids xD

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:06

angry.....pedo bear?

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:14

lucky...

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:21

yikes...

Rwc2010 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:43

Some of these comments goes to show just how many idiots are out in this world. You perverts take something cute and funny and twist it to fit yalls demented morbid minds. Seek mental help!