Love: Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best... - FML

By Ashamed_Sister - 30/11/2013 07:35 - Namibia - Windhoek

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Saturday 30 November 2013 16:19

He just asked me if he can have something to eat. When I finished the sandwich I realized the irony.

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boxbrandon11 20

Saturday 30 November 2013 16:09

Can i get a sandwich too?

NeatNit 32

Saturday 30 November 2013 16:59

OP, I'm sorry, you clearly have no self-respect if you went from confronting him about sexism to feeding his sexism so quickly. YDI, so ******* much.

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grrhelpme 12

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:21

wow sexist pigs -1 women - 0 thanks for your efforts -.-

Quadj97 4

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:21

lol weak hoe

cdawgtate 9

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:23

Sluuuuut

bubblyhayley 16

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:23

if ever there wa a you deserve it then this was it!

Axipiter 24

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:24

I hear wedding bells!

IGaveRickUp 15

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:25

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Oo_Random_Here 5

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:26

Maybe this is why he treats women like crap.

jamnglamgirlie 17

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:29

Hopefully we get a follow up on this.

davincidasecond 24

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:30

You should have put a huge wad of horseradish and vinegar in the sandwich, then shove it down his throat and make him choke on it. Does he at least have painful bite and scratch marks from the sex?

chris4u2nv5 19

Saturday 30 November 2013 19:32

Hahaha, YES!!!!!!

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