By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?

Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!

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You tard-re. First of all - swine flu isnt airborne and those masks only protect you from other people sneezing in your mouth. Second - the normal flu kills more people per year than swine flu and bird flu combined, so there was no point in even wearing the mask, dumbass.

ronkster44 2

thank you so much for putting that out there! I've been telling people that here for a while now!

Popsiclese 0

I don't get it? why would he feel insulted?

what a bitch! pull out a lighter and say, "mmmmm let's make some bacon!!" and wave the flame at him while laughing

ZielZone 4

What a puss... You deserve a ticket for living. Idiot.....

rachelloc 6
PhishloverA 14

OP I'm sorry, but that's super hilarious. I burst out laughing, and this is the first time I burst out laughing over an FML in a long time. As funny as this is, that cop isn't allowed to write you another ticket for that. You weren't insulting him. You should fight this in court