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**** tha police
You tard-re. First of all - swine flu isnt airborne and those masks only protect you from other people sneezing in your mouth. Second - the normal flu kills more people per year than swine flu and bird flu combined, so there was no point in even wearing the mask, dumbass.
what a pig
I don't get it? why would he feel insulted?
what a bitch! pull out a lighter and say, "mmmmm let's make some bacon!!" and wave the flame at him while laughing
YDI for speeding in the first place
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I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?
Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!