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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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By Victoria - 21/10/2010 18:10 - United States

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Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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plethora 3

Monday 27 April 2009 16:09

I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?

dirtyhippie 0

Monday 27 April 2009 16:08

Hilarious. I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!

Comments

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:32

This is amazing. If you were doing it on purpose you'd be my hero.

mustangsami118 5

Thursday 30 April 2009 18:44

people need to stop with the masks...its like..incredibly stupid

LiveLaughCheer 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:22

You're not going to get swine flu. You should have been written up for being ignorant and paranoid.

bigrederin 0

Friday 1 May 2009 22:08

YDI because you're a paranoid freak.

Q_0 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:02

Those damned pigs! (jk, but seriously...) I wasn't even awarre that cops had the ability to write tickets to people because they feel offended. If I were a cop I'd pull over someone I really hate and give them a ton of tickets for nothing. Lol.

FMLinjail 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 7:56

I ******* hate cops!

that_guy_you_are 0

Monday 11 May 2009 7:57

What 188 said. You're more likely to die from the regular flu, so chill out and take advantage of the cheap Mexican vacations and discount bacon while the rest of the world is going nuts.

KelCee_E 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:00

I hope I don't seem like a dumbass for saying this, but I fail to see how he could assume you were insulting him whatsoever. What the hell. And i'm with #192. Unless you have underlying medical problems, chill the **** out.

alyse0_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 3:40

ARG cops are such assholes! I've tried to tell myself that not all cops are that way but man all these cop stories are making me lose my faith in them

yohaun12 3

Thursday 21 May 2009 5:53

49, show me one good, clean cop, and i'll show u millions that are dirty. in the same amount of time. cops suck, and if it were me, after he gave me the ticket, i really wud have insulted him then.