By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

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EverWatcher 0

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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meddude 0

yeah, pretty sure this is fake. i've seen this in multiple places, including an actual video of a cop doing this...so stop copying stuff and post a real FML.

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theodivine 0

Ew. You totally deserved that shit. I hate stupid ****** who rely on their so called "good looks" to "earn" special treatment from others. Try not being such a ******* **** next time and go the speed limit. Shit.

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frannytrois64 0

HAHAHA Go cop! Bet the cop was prettier than you.

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3P0N1N3 0

That cop is MADE OF WIN

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Rachel85_fml 0

@ the person who brought up worlds dumbest...KUDOS TO YOU!!! I saw that episode too!!!! its funny cuz i got pulled over the night b4 that n didnt get a ticket n i called my sista crackin up when he played her

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Biohazard808 0

oooooooooh you got pwned by a pig! FYL! coz YDI

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Jeef27 0

OMG! Such a win by the cop!!! daaaaaaaang!

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